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Waktu aku baca teka teki nih.. terbahak-bahak aku ketawa.. kelakor giler.. hahahahahaha.!!!!
aku dapat teka teki ni dari inbox aku, member forward..
TEKA-TEKI YANG PERLU DIBERI PENAMPAR !!!...
>
> 1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?
> Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.
>
> 2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
> Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M
>
> 3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
> Answer: Kuih salah bikin.
>
> 4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?
> Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.
>
> 5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
> Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan
> kepada saye.
>

> 7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
> Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'
>
> 8 ) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
> Answer: Pembohong...
>
> 9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
> Answer: Usus
>
> 10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
> Answer: Kutu rambut
>
> 11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
> Answer: Neneknye si katak
>
> 12) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
> Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'
>
> 13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
> Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
> - Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'
>
> 14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
> Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe
>
> 15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
> Answer: Tukang gali kubur
>
> 16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
> Answer: Tahi hidung
>
> 17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
> Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...
>
> 18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
> Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile
> ape...
>
> 19) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
> Answer: Dengan susah payah......

update 20/feb/2009: teka teki lawak giler 2

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i enjoy ngan teka-teki lawak ni. mmg lawak giler......

#1 dieya on 2005-05-17 10:07 (Reply)

hihihi itu ler.. sakit perut menahan.. ketawa

#1.1 polaris on 2005-05-17 16:45 (Reply)

bapak lawak nanti buat teka-teki lawak tu eh...hihihi

#1.1.1 miaka on 2007-07-05 15:57 (Reply)

Tidak lawak pun anjing aku sahaja yang ketawa HA....HA.....ha......

#1.1.1.1 Relver (Homepage) on 2007-08-10 10:18 (Reply)

HELLO

#1.1.1.1.1 Anonymous on 2008-10-08 19:18 (Reply)

tu maknenya anjing ko lg phm lawak tu dr ko hahaha..apeee daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1.1.1.1.2 zetyizziera on 2008-11-28 13:06 (Reply)

TU SB ANJING KO YG LG PHM LAWAK2 TU DR TUAN NYE YG MCM KO HAHAHA...APEEE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1.1.1.1.3 zetyizziera on 2008-11-28 13:09 (Reply)

hakhakhakahak!!!!
bepusing2 tali prut gua....
nak jwp soaln ey..

#1.1.2 khairul on 2008-02-20 16:57 (Reply)

hahahahah lawaknye lawak ko yg x kelakar......

#1.1.3 hairu_azwan (Homepage) on 2008-06-13 19:27 (Reply)

AK KELAKAR PUN

#1.1.3.1 SYU on 2008-09-30 12:45 (Reply)

suka sangat la buat lawak yeee........

#1.2 zul on 2007-06-30 08:50 (Reply)

ni bukannya lawak... x lawak langsung....

#1.3 ahaha... (Homepage) on 2007-09-20 08:18 (Reply)

tak lawak pun buat susah je buat.nenek aku reti buat teka teki macam tu

#1.3.1 awek cun (Homepage) on 2007-10-04 15:57 (Reply)

mana lagi sikit nye

#1.3.1.1 Anonymous on 2008-10-07 15:20 (Reply)

haha

#1.3.1.1.1 fgf (Homepage) on 2009-06-12 15:15 (Reply)

add la ym aq nie

#1.3.1.1.2 akon on 2009-12-25 05:25 (Reply)

huhu.. buat lawak bnyk2 skit...

nk salin ni..he..he..

salin untuk mempermainkan kwn..hahaha..

#1.3.1.2 Ain on 2009-02-04 23:34 (Reply)

bley kenal???

#1.3.1.3 zul (Homepage) on 2009-04-12 18:32 (Reply)

hahahaha...
best2...
aq ske tul ngan tka-tki nie...

#1.3.1.4 intan(^_^) (Homepage) on 2010-01-04 20:40 (Reply)

Saye ade 1 teka teki spe boleh jwab memang terro ah..bunyinya gini~

Seorang anak pinjam duit dengan ibunya RM25 dan dengan bapanya RM25. Dia telah menggunakan RM45 utk membeli sehelai baju. Selebihnya RM1 digunakan utk bayar hutang ibunya Rm1 utk bayar hutang bapanya.bakinya sebanyak RM3. hutang bapanya RM24 dan ibunya RM24. bila ditambah dgn bakinya RM3 = RM51. darimanakah RM1 itu...?

jawab cepat...

#1.3.2 tukang tanye (Homepage) on 2009-11-23 22:06 (Reply)

salah tu... bukannya 24+24+3=51

tapi sebenarnya camni

Jumlah pinjam = jumlah belanja + baki + dipulangkan

25+25 = 45+3+1+1
50 = 50

apabila dipulangkan, hutang berkurang
25+25-1-1 = 45+3
48 = 48

so rm1 tak kurang tak lebih. kenape jadi dari 50 jadi 48. Sebab lagi rm2 dah pulangkan.

#1.3.2.1 freelancer on 2009-11-25 15:48 (Reply)

lawak sungguh bapak lawak kite nie ye. tapi ada satu yang gue heran ? knpa lawak ini ngak betamba2 ? knpa nie. Tpi memang lwk giler tahap dewa lah gue bgi markah

#1.4 KaMiKaZe_chris@ryan (Homepage) on 2007-09-20 10:00 (Reply)

la..belum lawak tahap dewa lagi tu..ade g yg lg lwk tau he2....

#1.4.1 catherine (Homepage) on 2008-02-29 10:58 (Reply)

ni lar btul2 lawak giLAR...ada tu lawak tak blh fikir tk best o..

#1.4.1.1 rich on 2008-10-11 12:50 (Reply)

orang gila

#1.4.1.2 syed on 2008-11-09 15:18 (Reply)

lawak sungguh bapak lawak kite nie ye. tapi ada satu yang gue heran ? knpa lawak ini ngak betamba2 ? knpa nie. Tpi memang lwk giler tahap dewa lah gue bgi markah

#1.5 KaMiKaZe_chris@ryan (Homepage) on 2007-09-20 10:00 (Reply)

bagus la kalau dh rasa lawak tpi bagi saya la teka-teki ni macam bodoh

#1.6 farah dyna (Homepage) on 2008-04-30 08:44 (Reply)

hhahahaha...
nk putus urt tlnge aq..
lwk gler..
cm cput jerk..
hahahaha

#1.7 ory on 2008-06-19 23:28 (Reply)

helo..eh teka-teki ni x lucu pown!!!

#1.8 arisaSuraya on 2009-01-26 11:25 (Reply)

pe ckit sgt lwk dlm ini....smpn byk2 kkn lg best nk ktawa lama,

#1.8.1 o on 2009-08-23 14:44 (Reply)

ini teka teki bukannya lawak, tapi bikin panas.!!!!!!

#1.9 siti sarah (Homepage) on 2009-03-19 16:08 (Reply)

hahaha lawaknye

#1.9.1 epul (Homepage) on 2009-11-29 09:55 (Reply)

kenape kentot busuk

#1.10 karpal layou (Homepage) on 2009-04-23 20:55 (Reply)

lawak bodoh la....

#1.10.1 mawar on 2009-09-11 09:28 (Reply)

lawak mana ada bodoh.....sepa yg baca 2 yg bdoh...sepa sruh pi baca tekka tekki yg tak tau kbenarannya......hahahahahahahahaahahaha

#1.10.1.1 LoNg sLoW on 2009-09-15 14:28 (Reply)

haha x lawak..langsong patot ak bagi penampar kat sorang2

#1.11 ape kau sebok on 2009-06-11 14:01 (Reply)

lawak gileee heeeeee

#1.12 lolika (Homepage) on 2010-01-07 17:57 (Reply)

LOLZ
LOLX

#1.13 SILLY (Homepage) on 2010-02-09 19:14 (Reply)

lawak arr... sakit pinggang baca....

#2 hanna_elliza on 2005-10-14 21:34 (Reply)

hai

#2.1 amin on 2007-06-27 11:29 (Reply)

hahahahahahahah.lucu thap icu ni

#2.2 syah on 2009-04-08 11:32 (Reply)

bagus!!!!!!!!!

#3 azizi on 2006-09-08 21:58 (Reply)

wah...lawak lawak kah kah kah

#4 waniey on 2006-11-17 14:28 (Reply)

kah....lawak sungguh teka-teki itu mana dia orang dapat

#5 bani (Homepage) on 2006-12-29 12:27 (Reply)

kelakar gilerrrr..
tde benda lain ke???yg boleh bt mengarutt..

#6 angel on 2007-01-30 15:16 (Reply)

x best sgtlah.lagipun bukannyer lawak giler.cam biasa je.x pecah perut pun.

#6.1 khairiah (Homepage) on 2007-03-11 09:13 (Reply)

aku bkn nak ktw psl lawak tu..tp aku nak ktw psl ko tls cam tu..kelako siok...hahahaha..

#6.1.1 lily on 2007-11-24 10:49 (Reply)

btul kata awk. x lawak pun...

#6.1.2 liz on 2009-04-13 16:36 (Reply)

kah.. kah.. kah.. penat aku ketawa sampai pening kepala dibuatnya,,,, nak nangis pun ada

#7 ikin on 2007-06-25 15:40 (Reply)

tullah lwk ni mmg hrs dberi pnmpar.tapi aku dah smpai tkntut-kntut dgn lwk ini.

#7.1 shasha on 2007-07-06 13:09 (Reply)

lawak giler

#8 wan on 2007-07-06 15:29 (Reply)

he..he..kelakar la 2....

#8.1 rosesniem (Homepage) on 2009-07-29 08:26 (Reply)

Wa...... lawak gini baru ada kick beb. tpi sy eran knpa x pandai betamba plak . eran aku

#9 KaMiKaZe (Homepage) on 2007-09-20 09:36 (Reply)

dalam banyak-banyak benda,benda ape badan hijau kepala oren jalan mengundur answer:ubat nyamuk leeeeeeeeeeeee......................

#9.1 muhd amirul bin isa on 2008-06-26 15:19 (Reply)

saya ada satu teka teki lawak gila ni nak mampus: kit cri dh jmp buang... jawapannya: tahi hidung...hahahahaha......
kelakar gila nak mampus.

#9.1.1 nur samihah (Homepage) on 2009-11-29 11:07 (Reply)

WEI,MMANG xbest langsung la lwk kowng```atuuk aku pun nk buat lwk cm2,;;;;;;

#10 taiko_SLAY89 on 2007-09-21 10:08 (Reply)

teka-teki ape bendenyer ni
kalo nak teke pon biarlah btul skit

#10.1 jimbo (Homepage) on 2008-03-04 23:58 (Reply)

Wah, Mmg lawak laa..Bagi sape2 yg x kata x lawak tu..Korang mungkin binatang kot?Sedangkan monyet aku tu x reti nk baca pn ketawa...Bwahwhahwhahhwahahhaw lawak2

#11 PalirYangNikmat on 2007-10-31 21:53 (Reply)

hahaha memang lawak gler..bebudak kat lib ni pown heran tengok aku gelak sorang2 cam org gile

#12 misz cha on 2007-11-04 14:18 (Reply)

lawak giler ooo....

#13 pink on 2007-11-06 12:58 (Reply)

hahahaha lucunya teka-teki ni....... hahahahahaha

#14 hanani (Homepage) on 2007-11-06 15:15 (Reply)

hahahha...lawak sgguh..kahkahkah...

#15 akma on 2007-12-16 00:45 (Reply)

buka kulit nampak bulu, buka bulu nampak biji, buka biji nampak batang. ape jawabannya......

#15.1 sufri (Homepage) on 2008-01-29 14:05 (Reply)

lawak gak la sket...buleh la wat layan lam jamban...kui..kui..kalo bro ade yang lagi best bru macho...buleh wat gua koma sminggu ke ok gak....war..warr..nak yg more exterim lg eh.............

#16 asporka indes on 2008-02-12 00:03 (Reply)

dalam jamban 2 ko sorang aje bahlul

#16.1 nadea (Homepage) on 2008-04-03 13:52 (Reply)

tak lwk sgt pun

#17 fiqatin (Homepage) on 2008-04-14 12:42 (Reply)

betul juga cakap kau

#17.1 syuhada (Homepage) on 2009-02-08 11:10 (Reply)

mmg gle r bace lwak ni

#17.1.1 tedy on 2009-07-27 08:42 (Reply)

klau cikgu tnya A ko jawab, memang makan pelempang la.....

#18 ZENgKENg on 2008-04-28 16:37 (Reply)

eleh tak lawak pun........wek wek wek....dh la tak reti buat teka-teki!!!!

#19 angelina on 2008-04-30 19:34 (Reply)

Lawak yang tahi idung jer..Buat la lagi lawak sampai orang jadi giler..
baru best beb!!!!!!

#20 Syaz (Homepage) on 2008-06-27 14:54 (Reply)

hi geng

#20.1 bonyo on 2008-06-30 16:27 (Reply)

hai beb

#20.1.1 yaya (Homepage) on 2008-09-09 16:19 (Reply)

hai beb

#20.1.2 yaya (Homepage) on 2008-09-09 16:19 (Reply)

best tp npe tak update pun.

#21 aku on 2008-07-25 12:07 (Reply)

best giler....smpi ketawa trbahak2......

#22 fatin on 2008-08-02 16:48 (Reply)

Sial gilo lawak !!
hahahahha !!
lawak!!

#23 Haf on 2008-08-03 01:44 (Reply)

aku ade teka-teki,kalo korang dapat jwb memang teror tahap nage la!!slnnye..ade 5 ekor cicak kat atas dinding umah,2 ekor daripadanye bergaduh,seko menang sekor lagi kalah.yang kalah jatuh dan yang menang angkat tangan gembire.ha! sekarang jawab berape ekor lagi tinggal kat dinding..hahahaaa!!jawab tau!!

#24 LeE-aRe on 2008-11-05 00:30 (Reply)

due2 cicak jatuh. sbb yg menang angkat tangan pastu jatuh.

#24.1 amir on 2008-12-08 06:44 (Reply)

x lawak langsung... kah kah kah

#24.1.1 nazril on 2009-01-03 15:38 (Reply)

ko jwb sndr bdh

#24.2 Anonymous on 2009-03-21 02:52 (Reply)

MESTI LA TNGGAL 3.....bab ada 5 pas 2...yg 2 ekor 2 b`gaduh & sorang kalah n jatuh dan sorang lagi 2 menang tinggal 4...but dia angat tngan dia jd dia pun jaaa....tuh.... jd tiggal ler 3 ekor....hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee

#24.3 LoNg sLoW on 2009-09-15 14:34 (Reply)

wah wah wah wah....lawak jugak ek teka-teki ni...hehehehehehehehehe:)

#25 yahoo on 2008-11-13 09:29 (Reply)

a

ku nk lagi

#26 haikal on 2008-11-13 12:29 (Reply)

nak ape nak penumbuk sebijik ha???????????
bodoh

#26.1 arab (Homepage) on 2009-09-02 13:38 (Reply)

erm okla tapi aku dah cari macam-macam teka teki tapi tak best semua sama hish !

#27 Umairah on 2008-11-18 13:20 (Reply)

Hebat teka-teki ..enjoy betul bila bacanya ..Thnx =)

#28 aiman on 2008-12-15 23:13 (Reply)

boleh tahan lawak la awkkn
tak msk akal pn ade ha

#29 khai on 2009-01-05 14:27 (Reply)

betz giler korang nye lawak tapi tak klakar pun yang ada pun skit je

#29.1 azrul (Homepage) on 2009-08-27 14:20 (Reply)

lawak giler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#30 vinna on 2009-02-03 17:50 (Reply)

♀WEI KORANG JWB A SOALAN AKU NI..

♀APE YG NAEK X PANDAI TURUN...?

♀TEKA LA TEKE..

♀HAHA..

♀SPE BLEH JWB MAKSUDNYE ≡CLEVER≡

#30.1 Ain on 2009-02-04 23:39 (Reply)

huu.hu,, uat r manyak2 ckiht ley pekenekn owg..hu..hu..

#31 ida on 2009-02-09 22:22 (Reply)

bayek punye!!!!!!!

#32 muizuddin on 2009-03-19 12:54 (Reply)

Tak lawak pun biasa jer korang yg lebih2 sgt.................

#33 gut nite on 2009-04-12 11:12 (Reply)

teka teki tu aku dengar dah lame... tak lawak pe pun.... cam hampeh..

#34 pakli on 2009-05-04 15:54 (Reply)

betul-betul-betul....sia sokong..hehe

#34.1 aleya (Homepage) on 2009-05-24 20:20 (Reply)

dlm byk2 bulu, bulu apa yg lapar giler?
keBULUran...hehehehpadan muka ko..

#35 koi on 2009-05-29 12:53 (Reply)

tak faham langsong
macam keling .

#36 hanan izyan on 2009-06-09 11:01 (Reply)

x lwak pn

#37 dak_nakal on 2009-06-11 22:31 (Reply)

huhuhu.....lawak ar.....sakit perut den nie ha....

#38 noiz on 2009-06-27 01:37 (Reply)

bapak klakar.. ilang tencen ak mlm nie

#39 mekina on 2009-07-02 22:13 (Reply)

hi hi lawaknya. rasa nyawa macam kena tarik bila baca lawaknya. lepas ni nak salin bagi kawan baca.

#40 ani on 2009-07-22 10:56 (Reply)

Tanam Pinang Rapat Rapat Supaya Puyu Tak Dapat Lari, Kupinag pinag tak dapat dapat lama lama ku ..................jawapan

#41 suprin (Homepage) on 2009-07-29 13:54 (Reply)

LAWAK GILO NAK MAMPOI!!!SAYA BARU DARJAH 5.29 HARIBULAN 7 TU HARI JADI SAYA.BARU HABIS EXAM.....
BBBBBBYYYEEEEEEEEEE............

#41.1 KYOKO (Homepage) on 2009-08-14 10:37 (Reply)

dasyat giler teka teki ni.baikpunyer.

#42 aiman (Homepage) on 2009-08-07 22:53 (Reply)

peh best giler dpt bce lawak nie

nak add sye punye YM=nazihahjaybee@yahoo.com

#42.1 aiman on 2009-08-10 20:15 (Reply)

ni lawaking le....
hahahah

#43 apit lancer on 2009-08-12 17:16 (Reply)

huahuahua kelakar la dol. aku baru jew online website ni. huhu

#44 wa nee (Homepage) on 2009-08-12 23:31 (Reply)

Blh tahan lawak gak lah.........bagus teruskan lg wat teka-teki lawak cam nie k!!!!!

#45 sue on 2009-08-28 14:58 (Reply)

blh tahan lawak gak lah.......huhuhu teruskan berusaha wat teka-teki lawak nie k!!!!

#46 sue on 2009-08-28 15:12 (Reply)

huhuhu.....lawak nye

#47 sue on 2009-08-28 15:15 (Reply)

MMEMANG LAWAK GILER TAPI DAH LAPOK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.!!!!

#48 nur faqihah bt mohd fauzi on 2009-08-28 16:32 (Reply)

babi.. sial kelakaar
aku sempat print lagi

#49 aku adro on 2009-09-03 13:16 (Reply)

hahaha lawaknya semue ciplak at org lain punya

#49.1 nadira on 2009-09-17 17:54 (Reply)

key everybody ni teka-teki saya,ada tiga orang yg 1.buta,2.bisu,3.pekak.si pekak ni curi duit si buta,tapi si bisu ni nampak,macam mana si bisu ni nak bagi tau si buta yang duitnya dicuri......

#49.1.1 amirul mukmin on 2009-09-29 21:01 (Reply)

HANG NI KAN MENCARUT JE LEMPANG KANG

#49.2 BUDAK BAIK on 2009-10-20 10:12 (Reply)

ALL

#50 Anonymous (Homepage) on 2009-09-25 14:59 (Reply)

ape pnyer teke teki nie??????????? x bez lgsung,da bnyk kali ak dgar...... bosan gler babi ciot......HAMPEH....

#50.1 pojie (Homepage) on 2009-10-20 15:54 (Reply)

teka-teki ni mmg lawak tp da biase dgr la..x de teka-teki bru sket ke??

#51 vocanova (Homepage) on 2009-10-28 18:01 (Reply)

gahahhahahah mcm nk bepusing kepale otak aku punye moyang hahhahha

#52 hasif (Homepage) on 2009-11-02 19:58 (Reply)

Lawak nie dh pnah dpt dh la dlm email..cr la lwak len y lbh sempoi...br mletup beb!!

#53 Syahila on 2009-11-05 07:18 (Reply)

saya ada teka teki....binatang apa kecik! ketot! warna hitam! ?

j> semut duk bersila.

#54 hehe on 2009-11-19 18:56 (Reply)

lawak giler lah...........

#55 fisya on 2010-02-18 01:37 (Reply)

scoprion kale ape?
kale jengkinglah!!!!!!!!

#55.1 ejen spy on 2010-02-25 15:51 (Reply)

lawaknyeeeeeeee..........mcm nabil raje lawak pulak

#56 Anonymous on 2010-02-26 19:41 (Reply)

hik2..memang makan tangan lawak cengini!!!!

#57 bella@calus on 2010-03-01 22:32 (Reply)

lawak ape yg paling lawak? lawak org yg tak geti buat lawak

#58 machoman on 2010-03-06 16:05 (Reply)

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