Here is some real good stuff..... Enjoy reading it & learn from it!
It's a fine sunny day in the forest & a rabbit issitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What r u working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What's it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbitsdon't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me & I'll show u!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After
few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter & resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along & stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that u r writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "u don't expect to get such rubbish published, do u?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do u want to see why?"
The rabbit and & wolf go into the burrow & again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes & goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along & asks, "What r u doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home & I'll show u"
Scene: As they enter the Burrow, the rabbit
introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM U'VE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson:
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER UR BOSS LIKES U OR NOT...
