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Teka-teki: Hitam dan berpeluh.. Ha.. Aper2??
Jawapan: semut hitam tengah berjogging.. huhuhu

Teka-teki: Ape benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung?
Jawapan: Seluar dalam ler.. haha

Teka-teki: Antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat, mana satu yang paling tinggi?
Jawapan: Kuih lepat liat la sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je, tapi kuih lepat sampai lelangit!

Teka-teki: Banyak2 kotak, kotak apa yang takleh angkat?
Jawapan: Kotak penalti lah.. wawawa!

Teka-teki: Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar???

Teka.. teka.. kalo terer!

Jawapan: Selipar mana boleh buat gali tanah, guna cangkul lar hue hue hue!!

Teka-teki: Bulu bertemu bulu kulit bertemu kulit makin tambah rapat makin nikmat rasanyer!

Jawablah kalau bijak sangat!

Jawapan: Haah.. mulalah otak kuning, MATA lah jawapan nyer..!

Teka-teki: 3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?

Jawapan: Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

Teka-teki: Masa dia hidup kita menyanyi, masa dia mati kita tepuk tangan.

Jawapan: lilin masa sambut EPI BESDAY

Teka-teki: Scorpion kaler apa?

Jawapan: Kala jengking lah.. senang pun takleh nak jawab!

Teka-teki: Dalam banyak2 kera, kera ape yang pandai menaip???

Jawapan: Kerani

Teka-teki: Ada sorang imam, tengah semahyang pastu ada sekor anjing
lalu kat depan dia. Pastu dia jilat kaki dia, BATAL TAK AIR SEMAYANG
IMAM TU???

Jawapan: Mana batal sebab anjing tu jilat kaki dia sendiri!

Teka-teki: 4 orang awek cun berpayung dengan satu payung tapi nape tak basah langsung??

Jawapan: Sebab tak hujan aduhai! Dahlah malaslah nak tanya lagi soalan bebudak pun takleh nak jawab!!

Yg nih.. jangan pikir bukan2 plak ek...

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk.

Jawapan : Masukkan benang dlm lubang jarum

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?

Bus skolah lah... The OnLY bus yng pergi skolah

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais?

Jawapan : Milo AIS

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

Jawapan : Sbb kalau angkat dua kaki jatuh lah.. hahahahha

5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

Jawapan: Semut bermate BENGKAK hahahahha

6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

Jawapan : Motosikal sbb dia pakai tongkat

7) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

Jawapan: Panjat pokok kelapa amek BUAH KELAPA

Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

Jawapan : Kambing binATANG

9) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jawapan : Betina ikan duyung jantang ikan BAKAR maner der betina name BAKAR ;D

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wakakaka..... lawak2. menangis aku bile bace teka teki ni.nanti buat la lagi teka teki ye... boleh x aq nk brknln ngan org yg buat teka teki ni... balas la nati ye..

#1 afiq (Homepage) on 2009-03-17 11:37 (Reply)

Cam bodow jerr.. len kali jangan jadi fug argy taww............

#1.1 db on 2009-06-16 18:48 (Reply)

teka teki:kenape ank babi jaln tundok...

jawapan:sebab mak die babi la die malu

#1.1.1 setan on 2011-05-30 19:29 (Reply)

sbb mak dia hidung besar,,kua3

#1.1.1.1 Anonymous on 2011-07-08 11:15 (Reply)

cis,,hahaa...

#1.1.1.2 na on 2011-07-25 21:51 (Reply)

teka teki. . bila ko bangun dya tdor. . . bila ko tdor dya bangun. . ap dya ?

#1.1.2 terbaik wok. . (Homepage) on 2011-08-24 11:55 (Reply)

tapak kaki

#1.1.2.1 fakry on 2011-09-04 16:08 (Reply)

haha...lawak giler bro

#1.2 salmi (Homepage) on 2010-01-04 21:50 (Reply)

hadoiyai... pecah perut lh genk/...

#1.2.1 fettt (Homepage) on 2011-07-27 16:39 (Reply)

apa teka-teki ni snnag sngt bgi la yg susah skit .. . .

#1.2.1.1 mohd firdaus (Homepage) on 2011-09-28 10:58 (Reply)

klau x de jwapan 2 ko x le nk ckap kan2...

#1.2.1.1.1 Anonymous on 2012-01-16 10:51 (Reply)

aq bca x lwak pon tpi ada yang lawak

#1.2.1.2 dyah (Homepage) on 2011-11-27 13:21 (Reply)

best la

#1.3 iqmal on 2010-02-25 09:58 (Reply)

byk2 ular ular apa yg pandai masak,answer ialah ular senduk

#1.3.1 raf (Homepage) on 2010-02-27 17:36 (Reply)

hahahaahahahha

#1.3.1.1 aris on 2010-12-20 15:43 (Reply)

kangkang peluk..kangkang peluk...smpai climax pegang buah..apa kah ia??

#1.3.1.2 MisZ CiNta on 2011-08-13 20:38 (Reply)

hai semua...best ye kite tengok diaorang punye teka teki.

#1.3.2 wanie (Homepage) on 2010-05-07 21:57 (Reply)

tak kelakar lahh... buuuu kan dieee

#1.3.2.1 farissa (Homepage) on 2011-04-22 13:51 (Reply)

boleh korang nk baca lagi ke oright!!!! tk kisah pun...

#1.4 mior on 2010-06-04 12:19 (Reply)

boleh aje he5

#1.5 Anonymous on 2010-07-29 16:52 (Reply)

gajah terbang guna belalai nmpak aper ? nmpak sngat hg kncing .. nakhare ... !

#1.5.1 KETUM FLAVER (Homepage) on 2011-09-03 05:11 (Reply)

nampak pelik la...

#1.5.1.1 fikri_anggerik on 2011-09-25 08:40 (Reply)

xda lh lawak sangat pun... setakat teki-teki tiru kt org lain tu x pyh la.... lambat cerita teki-teki lamak ya pok

#1.6 manok on 2010-08-18 15:44 (Reply)

jgn nak bgoa sgat lha

#1.6.1 what eva on 2011-11-19 14:07 (Reply)

pale bapak ko

#1.6.1.1 Anonymous on 2011-12-31 12:37 (Reply)

wow!!! amazing . pecah perut!!!

#1.7 asma afiqah on 2010-09-04 11:21 (Reply)

teka-teki new: 1 masuk 4 menari..
hahhahahahahhahahahah

#1.7.1 yo makan pagar.hehe (Homepage) on 2011-07-29 15:15 (Reply)

Ayam jantan bertelur kat mana???

klau pandai sngt jwab la...!!!

#1.8 FIQ (Homepage) on 2010-09-05 15:44 (Reply)

bodoh,ayam jantan ne ley bertelor.
basi laa sial teka teki kau!

#1.8.1 Anonymous on 2010-12-19 14:30 (Reply)

huhu..
best arr....
kal0 adew rezeki...
wat lah lawak bayak2..
yg bru2 tau......
baru lah sh0k....
gempak gilew....
terbaik lah..
wt jgn x wat...

#1.8.2 nafis akram (Homepage) on 2011-07-14 22:52 (Reply)

noh boh teka teki x lwak langsung

#1.8.2.1 afizul on 2011-07-16 17:04 (Reply)

payah nk crk lawak mcm nie,huhuhuhuhu..lawak abes..huhuhuhu..

#1.8.2.2 linda on 2011-09-02 13:11 (Reply)

Dya btelur kat kandang lha .. hee ..

#1.8.3 Anonymous on 2011-07-27 01:05 (Reply)

saya suka teke teki ini semua

#1.9 emo girl on 2010-11-10 13:07 (Reply)

hehe

#1.10 Anonymous on 2011-04-20 13:35 (Reply)

hyee ... bole kawan ? kawan jer ,, ta lebehlebeh pown .. haaahaha

#1.11 ekin on 2011-07-21 00:54 (Reply)

wah lawaknye teki-teki...

#1.12 saimah on 2011-12-22 12:01 (Reply)

kalau spender pakai g string camno?

#2 pakyem (Homepage) on 2009-04-30 10:43 (Reply)

I TAK SUKE LA...CUBA DENGAR LAWAK TEKA TEKI I.

KAPAL SELAM BERGERAK KEARAH UTARA,
ASAPNYA BERGERAK KEARAH MANA

#2.1 YUSRI (Homepage) on 2009-09-29 11:46 (Reply)

kapal selam mane ader asap..adoyai...

#2.1.1 Anonymous on 2009-11-23 00:16 (Reply)

lawak2..,

#2.1.1.1 unknown on 2009-12-16 13:59 (Reply)

kapal selam mne ade asap...hehe

#2.1.2 aini on 2010-04-01 10:20 (Reply)

uit..kepala hrimau tu ke mybank daa..kn dpn mybank da kpala harimau.huhu.bt0l2_?

#2.1.2.1 kecik on 2010-08-10 21:14 (Reply)

Gua gitau satu teka-teki. Apo berbezaan antara burung same terbang?

jawapannya burung bleh terbang tapi terbang tak bleh burung!Kah!Keh!

#2.1.2.1.1 adam (Homepage) on 2010-09-04 00:06 (Reply)

bzt la teka-teki niew pcah prut aq dibuatnye.....heheheheehehehehee..............

#2.1.2.1.2 ana fani (Homepage) on 2011-06-10 20:25 (Reply)

tak ke mane2 sbb kapal selan tak de asap.....hahahaha...

#2.1.3 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; (Homepage) on 2010-08-16 11:17 (Reply)

hye sapa tau jawaban soalan ni di paling pandai. haiwan apakah suka dalam lumpur tidak makan cacing mengharap sama orang lain

#2.1.3.1 SASY on 2010-10-07 10:33 (Reply)

kapal selam mane ade asap
haha.....

#2.1.4 Anonymous on 2010-08-27 09:19 (Reply)

asap nye gerak ke laut la

#2.1.5 syafiqah on 2011-04-17 23:06 (Reply)

jawapanya ialah motorola iaitu telefon

#2.1.5.1 faizal (Homepage) on 2011-11-28 08:18 (Reply)

kapal selam mna kluar asap..huhu

#2.1.6 kumang kenyalang on 2011-07-20 09:50 (Reply)

binatang apa suka mengaung,dan di sebuah hutan ada sekumpulan pelajar ke hutan,tiba tiba sekumpulan itu amat lapar,dan nmpk semak bergoyak dan ingatkn apa rupa rupanya harIMau,dan dia ambil dan makn.tiba tiba jer kpala haRIMAu hilang. KEMANAKAH KEPALA HARIMAU ITU TELAH PERGI

#2.2 AliF (Homepage) on 2010-01-01 22:04 (Reply)

ke dinding la....

#2.2.1 tomato on 2010-03-20 17:18 (Reply)

dalam banyak2 moto,moto ape tak leh naik
JAWAPAN:AJI-NO-MOTO

#2.2.1.1 adibah (Homepage) on 2011-06-11 12:02 (Reply)

ko buat lawak ke?

#3 muizuddin on 2009-05-16 14:04 (Reply)

nak kate lawak x lah changat tapi best soalan 2

#3.1 iffah (Homepage) on 2009-12-13 18:55 (Reply)

yela pulak..knpe mndab sngat..erghhh...

#3.2 thanial (Homepage) on 2010-02-09 13:32 (Reply)

lawak ni mang da tao p klo bace blk mang peceh perut gak r......

#4 comey on 2009-07-29 23:20 (Reply)

wah wah wahh......... pecah perut aku gn kwn2 bce. wlaupun pndek tp lwk gileerrr........... a ha ah hahah...

#5 sasuke on 2009-08-05 10:53 (Reply)

hhahahahhahaahhahah.......................heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...........lwak...lawk

#5.1 zam=D on 2009-09-29 14:44 (Reply)

lawak giler nak nangis bace teka teki ni.hihihihihihihihihihihihi...

#5.2 Nureen Hana Farzana (Homepage) on 2010-02-08 18:18 (Reply)

hahhahahhaah lawak gila

#5.2.1 amirul (Homepage) on 2010-12-22 13:38 (Reply)

lawak..............hahaha,,,,,,,,

#6 amer on 2009-09-13 17:49 (Reply)

lawak giler.....kitorang bcer smpai nak pecah perut...hahaha...

#6.1 adila on 2009-11-23 21:15 (Reply)

BILE KITA BARING DIA BERDIRI,DAN BILE KITA BERDIRI DIA BARING.APAKAH IA? JAWAPANYA IALAH TAPAK KAKI

#6.1.1 AINZZZZZZZZZZ on 2010-01-28 08:59 (Reply)

kelakarnya!!

#6.1.1.1 Ika :) happy girl (Homepage) on 2010-07-11 13:13 (Reply)

hahahhahahahahahahah

#6.1.1.1.1 angel on 2010-08-03 10:48 (Reply)

mcm mne mg tahu perut mg pecoh mne napok....bodo mg cakap

#6.1.2 e2 (Homepage) on 2010-12-28 22:50 (Reply)

byk2 kola,kola apa yg bikin penat?????hahahahahahaha

#6.2 bugis blues on 2010-03-04 12:00 (Reply)

nk cari gaduh ke?????????????????????

#6.3 Anonymous on 2010-04-23 16:37 (Reply)

lawak sgt2 'i like it!'

#7 christer on 2009-09-14 01:13 (Reply)

lawak2..org tension pun xjd tension..hehehe

#8 ina (Homepage) on 2009-10-09 15:24 (Reply)

ala bende seng giler awak apa

#8.1 zizul (Homepage) on 2010-02-11 16:56 (Reply)

hmm... ok la... x de la lwk sngt pon... x de satu pon yg bleh buat saye gelak...

#9 Nabila on 2009-10-20 17:58 (Reply)

saya nak teka teki lagi

#9.1 wan nor nabila on 2011-11-08 15:11 (Reply)

mmmmmmmmm....

#10 jai (Homepage) on 2009-12-04 10:15 (Reply)

best n klau bleh byk kan lg teka-teki tu...

#11 meyoo (Homepage) on 2009-12-28 15:28 (Reply)

aslmlkm...ha999999....lwk bul a tka-tki nie.blh cedere ank tekak ktawe..hehehehe..sume assingment x jd nk wat ble bca pntun nie...hehehe....bestla,mmg best!!!!

#12 ecah on 2009-12-30 23:59 (Reply)

jawapan nombor 2 je tahu

jawapanya ialah

dengan susah payah

betul tak ni

saya cuma mereka -reka sahaja

harap harap betul lah

hehehehehehehehe

#12.1 shafah khadijah on 2010-09-08 17:41 (Reply)

lawak tol,dr mana hang bljar

#13 nash on 2010-01-01 12:17 (Reply)

ada lagi bas yg lg pandai..bas universiti...dah masuk u dah pon bas tu...

#14 orang on 2010-01-07 10:34 (Reply)

ayam bekokok kt atas pokok kt atas pokok ayam bekokok...nape ayam 2 bekokok at atas pokok?????????????

#15 ayam on 2010-01-15 17:27 (Reply)

kenape ayam berkokok kt atas pokok...sebab die kene denda ngn moyang die...

#15.1 gruphy guy's (Homepage) on 2010-04-10 18:52 (Reply)

wawawwawawaw
dausaudusgdu gugsuygyu

#16 wawa on 2010-01-18 18:02 (Reply)

cam sial lwk die...

#16.1 zul on 2010-01-29 12:15 (Reply)

lawak..lawak..lawak....xp da jgk la part2x yg xlwk hehe...tambah la lg teka teki 2 baru best.........

#17 pija on 2010-01-24 08:15 (Reply)

best2....................

#18 wada on 2010-01-31 10:23 (Reply)

mmg lawak gilezzzzzzzzzzz leh tekeluar otak aku..... lain kalitambah byk2.... ha.....ha......

#19 liyana on 2010-02-03 11:33 (Reply)

hahaha...kelakar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#19.1 FATIHAH on 2010-09-07 13:40 (Reply)

mang lah...
klau aq leh tngok ko nyer gelak..
msti kelakarkn riaksi muker ko kn...
haha.....

#19.2 along (Homepage) on 2010-11-30 20:37 (Reply)

ada sebuah kapal layar, belayar di lautan..kapal tersebut menghala ke utara..
kemanakah arah asap kapal layar itu???

jawapan : kapal layar mane ader asap da...

#20 harith on 2010-02-15 22:25 (Reply)

Dalam bnyak2 batu batu ape yang paling
besar
jawapannya:batu Caves...hahahahahahahaha

#20.1 mat on 2010-06-19 09:46 (Reply)

hahahahhaha.....kelakar btl lah...

)
suka aq baca....

#20.2 siti nurfaeza (Homepage) on 2010-08-10 12:10 (Reply)

bagus juge ye teka teki ini aq sampai menangis nangis

#21 ieerah on 2010-02-20 15:42 (Reply)

dia jalan tapi dia x jalan tapi dia jalan...apa benda2???

#21.1 kazaika on 2010-03-04 10:10 (Reply)

ape???

#21.1.1 hunnynana (Homepage) on 2010-03-04 12:41 (Reply)

jalan ler..

#21.1.2 tjoksan on 2010-03-11 11:50 (Reply)

x lawak pun...

#22 apeQ (Homepage) on 2010-03-06 14:26 (Reply)

lawak sgt...berdekah2 ketawe...
hahaha

#23 bella on 2010-03-09 11:05 (Reply)

eden x tau nk koba cm newh..gilo punyo lawak ah!!!!!

#24 syamilo on 2010-03-09 16:53 (Reply)

ape beza pengantin baru ngan basikal baru atau motor baru? basikal baru pam dulu baru naik. pengantin baru naik dulu baru pam.. motor baru ada lubang elak pengantin baru nampak lubang.. ade ko nak elak????kwang kwang kwang...

#25 tjoksan on 2010-03-11 11:48 (Reply)

kuangjooo... punye teka teki. menarik2...

#25.1 rare on 2010-07-28 18:58 (Reply)

bajet lawak je

#26 ZAHEN on 2010-03-14 21:22 (Reply)

HYE

#26.1 Anonymous on 2010-03-17 23:40 (Reply)

klu bas jatuh laut,benda ape yg x mati ....hehehe jwpnnye roadtax la !!!

#27 ZAHEN on 2010-03-17 19:47 (Reply)

...

#27.1 Anonymous on 2010-03-18 15:45 (Reply)

Lawak giler smpai main ARWAH micheal jackson plak..huhuhu...x baik orr??

#28 aurora (Homepage) on 2010-04-03 16:46 (Reply)

cuba teka: kalu kita bagi burung sayap, dia terbang,kalu kita bagi anjing gigi , dia menggigit,kalu kita bagi ular kaki apa dia buat?hah !cuba teka.......

jawapannya:mestilah dia patuk kaki tu....
kah kah kah kah....

#29 amir (Homepage) on 2010-04-16 08:04 (Reply)

aiiiiiiiiii,,,,,

#29.1 nur baini on 2010-07-06 14:10 (Reply)

semua nya aku boleh jawad tekalah lagi hua hua hua

#29.1.1 are-mir lxly on 2010-12-16 11:24 (Reply)

3 ekor katak melintas jalan bila sampai seberang jalan, salah seekor cakap selamat kita ber4...apa jawapan nye..

#30 mohd rozi (Homepage) on 2010-04-22 14:11 (Reply)

haha , ada yang nak ke lucah2 tu syoq. HAHA

#31 yazermeen (Homepage) on 2010-04-24 18:17 (Reply)

dalam kegelapan ia datang tampa di jemput dalam cahaya ia hilang tampa dicuri

#32 yazid on 2010-04-29 15:01 (Reply)

Lawak3

#32.1 Loli[pop on 2010-06-26 17:38 (Reply)

pergi terbang..........
balik berenang...........
jawapanya memancing ikan pakai umpan katak laaa.........

#32.2 amir on 2010-07-06 09:43 (Reply)

Binatang apakah yang mempunyai 5 kaki?
Jawapan:Tunggu Episod Minggu Depan....

#33 Briged Cop on 2010-05-19 11:14 (Reply)

KENAPA LELAKI PERLU BERISTERI TIGA KALO 1 IS ONE KALO 2 IS TWO KALO 3 issTERI

#34 YOYO on 2010-05-30 12:51 (Reply)

ha..ha..ha.. memang lawak giler smpi nk pecah perut ak gelak!

#35 imran on 2010-06-05 21:19 (Reply)

wakakak..lawak2..t'kencing pak ak baca..

#36 man on 2010-06-19 06:10 (Reply)

terharu i sampai menangis tak kering gusi

#37 misheal on 2010-07-09 13:10 (Reply)

lwk siot..beat ar teka-teki nie..msok air ar..wahahaha..

#38 miemie (Homepage) on 2010-07-14 03:06 (Reply)

lawak ni mmg kau lar.

#39 kamarul on 2010-07-22 18:14 (Reply)

lawak betull....bleh d terima akal...hihihi...

#40 Qinez on 2010-08-18 15:19 (Reply)

ha'ah terbaeeeeeekkkkkkkkk ni

bijak bijak............

#40.1 ema on 2010-08-22 06:12 (Reply)

wa tabik arh kat spe yg wat teka teki nie....mmg bodow giler....hak3...

#41 guesser on 2010-08-19 21:59 (Reply)

korang ni wat lawak pun xpndai.. dgr lawak aq nie.
"bukalah bju ku,
bwalah aq ke tmpt yg glap
dan rsa la aq spuas2nya.." ha?? lau
bijak cuba jwab... hehehe

#42 luna on 2010-08-26 16:18 (Reply)

nak tambah lg 2 teka teki

1) makan pisang, buang kulit,,
makan kulit, buang ape?

2) burung terbang dgn kepak,,
gajah terbang dgn ape?

haha,,,jwb2

#42.1 yeng on 2010-09-01 10:45 (Reply)

1.makan kulit buang tebiat...
2.tebang dengan susah payah,cbb gajah bkan bleh terbang.....

#42.1.1 epon on 2010-09-08 14:37 (Reply)

gajah terbang dengan belalai...
btl ke??
i pun tak tahu...
:]

#42.1.2 marvean on 2010-09-09 08:01 (Reply)

1)Jwpan yg pertama ialah buang tebiat..
2)Jwpn ke dua ialah gajah t'bang dgn susah payah... hahaha

#43 ryrie on 2010-09-10 21:24 (Reply)

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#44 office (Homepage) on 2010-09-19 00:36 (Reply)

hahah.. lawakknya
saya pon ada satu teke teki.

ada seorng lelaki sedang berjalan di dalam hujan.. tetapi tidak pakaipayung.
kenapa baju dia x basah?

jawapan:
sebab lelaki tu tak pakai baju!

senang pon x blh jwb!

#45 sabrina on 2010-09-20 14:43 (Reply)

sya pun ada 1...ikam kembung masak ape sedap??anak kembung plak masak ape sedap??

#45.1 no fear on 2011-07-31 01:21 (Reply)

tak lawak pun..teka teki ni dah basi dah...klu taik dah jadi keras dah...ermm ble dikatakan tem perang jepun la....

#46 sine on 2010-11-26 13:11 (Reply)

bile sorang sendiri tahu bile 2 org sme2 tahu bile 3 org sorang pon x tahu . Apakah ia?? Jawab Jgnx jwb

#47 Abdul hakim on 2010-12-05 15:36 (Reply)

hahaha...x lawk pown

#48 meyra hana on 2010-12-07 23:29 (Reply)

Ada satu soklan..
Npa ikan d laut endak pandai habis ??
Jawab kamurang semua..

apa jawapan dia erh

#49 juju on 2010-12-21 12:08 (Reply)

bb ko sndri x kasi abis...

jwapn: bb x da kucing d laut,yg ada anjng laut jak.

#49.1 apis (Homepage) on 2011-01-07 23:11 (Reply)

hahaha....klakar2 na ptos urat kentot aq ketawe...kahkahkah

#50 sham (Homepage) on 2010-12-23 17:16 (Reply)

hahaha kelakar btl aq nak nangis kecut prt aqhuhuhuhuuuuhuhuhuuuuuuuu

ahhhh x kuase aq dah nak bace

dah kct prt
hehehehehuhuhuhuhuhihihihihihihihahahahahaha

#51 tsya norawi on 2011-01-21 20:52 (Reply)

nie ak bg teka-teki..

npe klu kite baling btu kt anjng, npe dy pndang blkang????

#52 aqie on 2011-02-11 12:40 (Reply)

smua dh thu x best powm

#53 eikiennnnnnn on 2011-02-17 12:10 (Reply)

banyak2 taik, taik apa yg ble dimakan???
silakan jwb kwn2.....

#54 aqulanie on 2011-02-17 13:56 (Reply)

taik mana ble mkn.....WAWAWKAWKAWAKW

#54.1 Anonymous on 2011-02-22 02:42 (Reply)

taik minyak laaaaa

#54.2 shuridza on 2011-03-06 19:18 (Reply)

kuih taik itik

#54.3 Anonymous on 2011-10-31 12:35 (Reply)

klaka2....lawak giler...

#55 jiji on 2011-02-20 13:42 (Reply)

cube jwb ni..

ade sorg laki...jalan tepi pantai..x pakai kasut..jalan punye jalan punye jalan..tetibe dia bnti..bila dia toleh blkg, tapak kaki dia x de...dia pon jeritla ''WARGHH!!!MANE TAPAK KAKI AKU????!!! agak2 korg nape erh? haha'''jwb jgn x jwb,,

#56 ayen on 2011-03-16 09:07 (Reply)

aq rse owg 2 hntu kowt...

#56.1 jidin on 2011-06-07 23:42 (Reply)

sbb die jalan mengundur la

#56.2 kulup on 2011-11-04 00:37 (Reply)

teka teki ni x lawak langsung macam gampang .

satu teka teki

nape dalam cita SINI ADA HANTU NAPE ANTO JEPUN x bunuh budak lelaki tu?

JAWAPAN-sebab jln cite die macam tu
hahahahahahaha.....

#57 muhamad daim on 2011-03-18 17:11 (Reply)

hahaha

#58 Anonymous on 2011-04-16 09:56 (Reply)

Bez Lar teka Teki nie...

#59 unknown on 2011-04-24 12:14 (Reply)

mati aq ketawa o ni teka teki semua....macam2 la...

#60 Esther Mark (Homepage) on 2011-05-19 15:00 (Reply)

teka teki ni sangat lawak lah. . . .hahahahahahahahahahahaha

#60.1 gerrey lee (Homepage) on 2011-06-21 08:33 (Reply)

teka teki...knapa batman pakai toping...

#60.1.1 ivenzetsu on 2011-06-25 04:03 (Reply)

trbaek lh teka teki ko.... adew gi x???

#61 Daus_mawi on 2011-06-29 01:09 (Reply)

memeng best teka-teki korang...!!!!

#62 mastura (Homepage) on 2011-07-01 13:00 (Reply)

bile ita naik kite nk turun............bila kita turun kita nk naik.....klu pandai jawab larrr

#63 hafiq on 2011-07-03 13:40 (Reply)

bayang2 laa

#63.1 al hakim (Homepage) on 2011-08-04 17:37 (Reply)

rase nye jawapan nye tapak kaki kot...tol tak?

#64 cydazzz on 2011-07-12 16:24 (Reply)

jawapan untuk laki yg crik tapak kaki die.....SBB DIE JLN TEBALIK(REVERSE)...sekola tadika nye take teki...ahaks~

#65 ape pon x bleh! on 2011-07-13 14:47 (Reply)

1)pintu ape yg seploh org tarik pun x leh bukak????

-pintu yg ade pkataan tolak!

2)ikan bile mlm die tido..bile siang??

-bile "siang" die mati la!huhu..

3)nenek sape yg meloncat???

-NENEK nye si katak!hahaha...

#66 ape pon x bleh! on 2011-07-13 14:53 (Reply)

bodoh lh soalan hang 2 palui2 sngat hehehehe....n sial btl......bla3>3

#66.1 are.long on 2011-07-15 07:48 (Reply)

Jan ckp org len mcm tue..biarlh diorng bwt teka-teki apa...cba ko yg bwt teka-teki pas2 da org len comment yg bkn2 kat ko..pasti ko mrh kn...

#66.1.1 Nana on 2011-07-25 08:05 (Reply)

BTL 2 CKP XPKIR HTI ORG LAIN JUST LWAK JE xlwak biar ja org lain ok r kau over sgt npa

#66.1.1.1 Anonymous on 2011-09-17 23:12 (Reply)

teka-teki:nape kita bawa kereta mesti rasa mengantuk.....? jawap ler.....

#67 POKOYO (Homepage) on 2011-07-25 12:12 (Reply)

ape dye tembah ke bawah kne kat idung

#68 zack (Homepage) on 2011-08-06 15:25 (Reply)

taek idong d'prbuat dripda ape..??? klo pndai jwb r...hhahahahah

#69 miss sunshine on 2011-08-06 19:04 (Reply)

ko dengar aku punya teka-teki NIE...

gajah terbang guna belalai nampak aper...???

#70 faiz jack dowson on 2011-08-21 20:44 (Reply)

gajah terbang nmpak PELIK ler hahaha hwahwa hwa

#70.1 farzana on 2011-08-28 11:05 (Reply)

ei[0rgu

#71 Anonymous on 2011-08-26 16:37 (Reply)

best cerita tu hahah buat lagi banyak2

#72 nur elina on 2011-08-27 13:55 (Reply)

best gila lah teka-teki nye .. kretif btulah org yng m`buat teka-teki nye ..

#73 azieymah on 2011-09-08 12:56 (Reply)

dengar ni pulak teka-tekinye...
antara banyak buah, buah ap yang mnimbulkan persoalan???

#74 rafi_adi on 2011-09-24 08:49 (Reply)

dengar teka-teki ni pulak...

antara banyak buah, buah apa yang menimbulkan persoalan??

#75 rafi_adi on 2011-09-24 08:51 (Reply)

mcm mndlm jer.. aq pown nk bg teka teki.POKOK ape kalo kite nmpk kite akn lari? ha,cer try...

#75.1 masha 98 (Homepage) on 2011-12-01 18:05 (Reply)

kalau mkn pisang, kulit d buang isi d mkn... klau mkn kulit pisang, buang ape...?

#76 awie95 on 2011-09-25 11:15 (Reply)

hahhaha...lawak siot...tapi palink lawak rase nye....nombor 9 ngan nombor 1....ngan number 5.....

#77 peQ on 2011-10-04 08:10 (Reply)

hhahaahaaha...sangat2 lawak,,,aduyai,,,suke gler bace,,nk meletop perot nie,,,,ngeee`

#78 ira on 2011-10-07 20:00 (Reply)

klkr hbis lh..
bnyk2 tngga,tngga pe yg x cecah[sampai]tnh..
jawapan:tngga bas lh..hihihi....

#79 lynda on 2011-10-09 20:53 (Reply)

lawak2

#80 zairul (Homepage) on 2011-10-10 22:26 (Reply)

mee apa yang tak leh makan?????? hah mula lahbler korang ni ish senanng tul lah mercury lah yang tak leh makn cam ne lak kita nak makan planet apelah korangni orang suruh pergi sekolah dulu korang tak nak

>.<

#81 ezam junaidi (Homepage) on 2011-10-24 17:42 (Reply)

ngak lawak pun.....

#81.1 LipPuAde on 2011-11-18 20:13 (Reply)

2+1=?

#82 Dubok on 2011-11-03 14:08 (Reply)

jp2 nk nyibuk!! ak ad teka teki jugak..

ape benda ble kta tnm die siang hari,tapi mlm 2 da blh mkn daaaa..teka r......

#83 lia adlina on 2011-11-09 22:50 (Reply)

lawak nie sampai aku nak tekencing2 aku dibuat nyer.......sape sape yang bace nie pakai la pampes nanti terkencing kang sape nak bersih kan......

#83.1 aaa....... (Homepage) on 2011-11-13 15:39 (Reply)

bnyk2 besi ..besi ape yg rendam kt air panas cair?? jawapannye ...biskuit

#84 lawak2 on 2011-12-03 16:14 (Reply)

lawak...lawak guling2 aku kt ats lantai nieyh hah..hahahhaaha

#85 aishah fasha on 2011-12-07 08:25 (Reply)

teka teki: ade negro jalan 2 dalam satu lorong. lorong tu gelap x der lampu. pas tu ade kereta lalu. kereta tu warna hitam.kereta tu lalu lepas tu dia berhenti. macam mana kereta tu nampak orang negro tu?
jawapan: masa tu siang bukan malam hehehe

#86 ramzi revero on 2011-12-10 22:16 (Reply)

lawak-lawak macm2 teka-teki yang boleh dipelajari ek... harap-harap dapat bnyak buat lbih bnyk lg teke teki nie...' i like it'

#87 nurul atikah on 2011-12-20 13:31 (Reply)

hahahahahahahahahha.lawak gila.saya nak teka dalam banyak banyak air mata,air mata pa yang manis

#88 nurulain on 2011-12-29 09:23 (Reply)

bila nyanyi tak tepok bila tak nyanyi
kita tepuk?

jawapan:orang buat persembahan................

#89 sabrina (Homepage) on 2012-01-01 18:08 (Reply)

ni teka tekok:bila di buka nampak bulu... abis bulu nampak biji abis biji ternampak batang... ape?

#90 adiey (Homepage) on 2012-01-10 11:33 (Reply)

kali org tua mesti asuk hospital

#91 Anonymous on 2012-01-14 17:20 (Reply)

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