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Teka-teki: Hitam dan berpeluh.. Ha.. Aper2??
Jawapan: semut hitam tengah berjogging.. huhuhu

Teka-teki: Ape benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung?
Jawapan: Seluar dalam ler.. haha

Teka-teki: Antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat, mana satu yang paling tinggi?
Jawapan: Kuih lepat liat la sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je, tapi kuih lepat sampai lelangit!

Teka-teki: Banyak2 kotak, kotak apa yang takleh angkat?
Jawapan: Kotak penalti lah.. wawawa!

Teka-teki: Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar???

Teka.. teka.. kalo terer!

Jawapan: Selipar mana boleh buat gali tanah, guna cangkul lar hue hue hue!!

Teka-teki: Bulu bertemu bulu kulit bertemu kulit makin tambah rapat makin nikmat rasanyer!

Jawablah kalau bijak sangat!

Jawapan: Haah.. mulalah otak kuning, MATA lah jawapan nyer..!

Teka-teki: 3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?

Jawapan: Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

Teka-teki: Masa dia hidup kita menyanyi, masa dia mati kita tepuk tangan.

Jawapan: lilin masa sambut EPI BESDAY

Teka-teki: Scorpion kaler apa?

Jawapan: Kala jengking lah.. senang pun takleh nak jawab!

Teka-teki: Dalam banyak2 kera, kera ape yang pandai menaip???

Jawapan: Kerani

Teka-teki: Ada sorang imam, tengah semahyang pastu ada sekor anjing
lalu kat depan dia. Pastu dia jilat kaki dia, BATAL TAK AIR SEMAYANG
IMAM TU???

Jawapan: Mana batal sebab anjing tu jilat kaki dia sendiri!

Teka-teki: 4 orang awek cun berpayung dengan satu payung tapi nape tak basah langsung??

Jawapan: Sebab tak hujan aduhai! Dahlah malaslah nak tanya lagi soalan bebudak pun takleh nak jawab!!

Yg nih.. jangan pikir bukan2 plak ek...

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk.

Jawapan : Masukkan benang dlm lubang jarum

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?

Bus skolah lah... The OnLY bus yng pergi skolah

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais?

Jawapan : Milo AIS

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

Jawapan : Sbb kalau angkat dua kaki jatuh lah.. hahahahha

5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

Jawapan: Semut bermate BENGKAK hahahahha

6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?

Jawapan : Motosikal sbb dia pakai tongkat

7) Kangkang peluk, kangkag peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

Jawapan: Panjat pokok kelapa amek BUAH KELAPA

Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

Jawapan : Kambing binATANG

9) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jawapan : Betina ikan duyung jantang ikan BAKAR maner der betina name BAKAR ;D

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wakakaka..... lawak2. menangis aku bile bace teka teki ni.nanti buat la lagi teka teki ye... boleh x aq nk brknln ngan org yg buat teka teki ni... balas la nati ye..

#1 afiq (Homepage) on 2009-03-17 11:37 (Reply)

Cam bodow jerr.. len kali jangan jadi fug argy taww............

#1.1 db on 2009-06-16 18:48 (Reply)

haha...lawak giler bro

#1.2 salmi (Homepage) on 2010-01-04 21:50 (Reply)

best la

#1.3 iqmal on 2010-02-25 09:58 (Reply)

byk2 ular ular apa yg pandai masak,answer ialah ular senduk

#1.3.1 raf (Homepage) on 2010-02-27 17:36 (Reply)

hai semua...best ye kite tengok diaorang punye teka teki.

#1.3.2 wanie (Homepage) on 2010-05-07 21:57 (Reply)

boleh korang nk baca lagi ke oright!!!! tk kisah pun...

#1.4 mior on 2010-06-04 12:19 (Reply)

boleh aje he5

#1.5 Anonymous on 2010-07-29 16:52 (Reply)

xda lh lawak sangat pun... setakat teki-teki tiru kt org lain tu x pyh la.... lambat cerita teki-teki lamak ya pok

#1.6 manok on 2010-08-18 15:44 (Reply)

kalau spender pakai g string camno?

#2 pakyem (Homepage) on 2009-04-30 10:43 (Reply)

I TAK SUKE LA...CUBA DENGAR LAWAK TEKA TEKI I.

KAPAL SELAM BERGERAK KEARAH UTARA,
ASAPNYA BERGERAK KEARAH MANA

#2.1 YUSRI (Homepage) on 2009-09-29 11:46 (Reply)

kapal selam mane ader asap..adoyai...

#2.1.1 Anonymous on 2009-11-23 00:16 (Reply)

lawak2..,

#2.1.1.1 unknown on 2009-12-16 13:59 (Reply)

kapal selam mne ade asap...hehe

#2.1.2 aini on 2010-04-01 10:20 (Reply)

uit..kepala hrimau tu ke mybank daa..kn dpn mybank da kpala harimau.huhu.bt0l2_?

#2.1.2.1 kecik on 2010-08-10 21:14 (Reply)

tak ke mane2 sbb kapal selan tak de asap.....hahahaha...

#2.1.3 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; (Homepage) on 2010-08-16 11:17 (Reply)

kapal selam mane ade asap
haha.....

#2.1.4 Anonymous on 2010-08-27 09:19 (Reply)

binatang apa suka mengaung,dan di sebuah hutan ada sekumpulan pelajar ke hutan,tiba tiba sekumpulan itu amat lapar,dan nmpk semak bergoyak dan ingatkn apa rupa rupanya harIMau,dan dia ambil dan makn.tiba tiba jer kpala haRIMAu hilang. KEMANAKAH KEPALA HARIMAU ITU TELAH PERGI

#2.2 AliF (Homepage) on 2010-01-01 22:04 (Reply)

ke dinding la....

#2.2.1 tomato on 2010-03-20 17:18 (Reply)

ko buat lawak ke?

#3 muizuddin on 2009-05-16 14:04 (Reply)

nak kate lawak x lah changat tapi best soalan 2

#3.1 iffah (Homepage) on 2009-12-13 18:55 (Reply)

yela pulak..knpe mndab sngat..erghhh...

#3.2 thanial (Homepage) on 2010-02-09 13:32 (Reply)

lawak ni mang da tao p klo bace blk mang peceh perut gak r......

#4 comey on 2009-07-29 23:20 (Reply)

wah wah wahh......... pecah perut aku gn kwn2 bce. wlaupun pndek tp lwk gileerrr........... a ha ah hahah...

#5 sasuke on 2009-08-05 10:53 (Reply)

hhahahahhahaahhahah.......................heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...........lwak...lawk

#5.1 zam=D on 2009-09-29 14:44 (Reply)

lawak giler nak nangis bace teka teki ni.hihihihihihihihihihihihi...

#5.2 Nureen Hana Farzana (Homepage) on 2010-02-08 18:18 (Reply)

lawak..............hahaha,,,,,,,,

#6 amer on 2009-09-13 17:49 (Reply)

lawak giler.....kitorang bcer smpai nak pecah perut...hahaha...

#6.1 adila on 2009-11-23 21:15 (Reply)

BILE KITA BARING DIA BERDIRI,DAN BILE KITA BERDIRI DIA BARING.APAKAH IA? JAWAPANYA IALAH TAPAK KAKI

#6.1.1 AINZZZZZZZZZZ on 2010-01-28 08:59 (Reply)

kelakarnya!!

#6.1.1.1 Ika :) happy girl (Homepage) on 2010-07-11 13:13 (Reply)

hahahhahahahahahahah

#6.1.1.1.1 angel on 2010-08-03 10:48 (Reply)

byk2 kola,kola apa yg bikin penat?????hahahahahahaha

#6.2 bugis blues on 2010-03-04 12:00 (Reply)

nk cari gaduh ke?????????????????????

#6.3 Anonymous on 2010-04-23 16:37 (Reply)

lawak sgt2 'i like it!'

#7 christer on 2009-09-14 01:13 (Reply)

lawak2..org tension pun xjd tension..hehehe

#8 ina (Homepage) on 2009-10-09 15:24 (Reply)

ala bende seng giler awak apa

#8.1 zizul (Homepage) on 2010-02-11 16:56 (Reply)

hmm... ok la... x de la lwk sngt pon... x de satu pon yg bleh buat saye gelak...

#9 Nabila on 2009-10-20 17:58 (Reply)

mmmmmmmmm....

#10 jai (Homepage) on 2009-12-04 10:15 (Reply)

best n klau bleh byk kan lg teka-teki tu...

#11 meyoo (Homepage) on 2009-12-28 15:28 (Reply)

aslmlkm...ha999999....lwk bul a tka-tki nie.blh cedere ank tekak ktawe..hehehehe..sume assingment x jd nk wat ble bca pntun nie...hehehe....bestla,mmg best!!!!

#12 ecah on 2009-12-30 23:59 (Reply)

lawak tol,dr mana hang bljar

#13 nash on 2010-01-01 12:17 (Reply)

ada lagi bas yg lg pandai..bas universiti...dah masuk u dah pon bas tu...

#14 orang on 2010-01-07 10:34 (Reply)

ayam bekokok kt atas pokok kt atas pokok ayam bekokok...nape ayam 2 bekokok at atas pokok?????????????

#15 ayam on 2010-01-15 17:27 (Reply)

kenape ayam berkokok kt atas pokok...sebab die kene denda ngn moyang die...

#15.1 gruphy guy's (Homepage) on 2010-04-10 18:52 (Reply)

wawawwawawaw
dausaudusgdu gugsuygyu

#16 wawa on 2010-01-18 18:02 (Reply)

cam sial lwk die...

#16.1 zul on 2010-01-29 12:15 (Reply)

lawak..lawak..lawak....xp da jgk la part2x yg xlwk hehe...tambah la lg teka teki 2 baru best.........

#17 pija on 2010-01-24 08:15 (Reply)

best2....................

#18 wada on 2010-01-31 10:23 (Reply)

mmg lawak gilezzzzzzzzzzz leh tekeluar otak aku..... lain kalitambah byk2.... ha.....ha......

#19 liyana on 2010-02-03 11:33 (Reply)

ada sebuah kapal layar, belayar di lautan..kapal tersebut menghala ke utara..
kemanakah arah asap kapal layar itu???

jawapan : kapal layar mane ader asap da...

#20 harith on 2010-02-15 22:25 (Reply)

Dalam bnyak2 batu batu ape yang paling
besar
jawapannya:batu Caves...hahahahahahahaha

#20.1 mat on 2010-06-19 09:46 (Reply)

hahahahhaha.....kelakar btl lah...

)
suka aq baca....

#20.2 siti nurfaeza (Homepage) on 2010-08-10 12:10 (Reply)

bagus juge ye teka teki ini aq sampai menangis nangis

#21 ieerah on 2010-02-20 15:42 (Reply)

dia jalan tapi dia x jalan tapi dia jalan...apa benda2???

#21.1 kazaika on 2010-03-04 10:10 (Reply)

ape???

#21.1.1 hunnynana (Homepage) on 2010-03-04 12:41 (Reply)

jalan ler..

#21.1.2 tjoksan on 2010-03-11 11:50 (Reply)

x lawak pun...

#22 apeQ (Homepage) on 2010-03-06 14:26 (Reply)

lawak sgt...berdekah2 ketawe...
hahaha

#23 bella on 2010-03-09 11:05 (Reply)

eden x tau nk koba cm newh..gilo punyo lawak ah!!!!!

#24 syamilo on 2010-03-09 16:53 (Reply)

ape beza pengantin baru ngan basikal baru atau motor baru? basikal baru pam dulu baru naik. pengantin baru naik dulu baru pam.. motor baru ada lubang elak pengantin baru nampak lubang.. ade ko nak elak????kwang kwang kwang...

#25 tjoksan on 2010-03-11 11:48 (Reply)

kuangjooo... punye teka teki. menarik2...

#25.1 rare on 2010-07-28 18:58 (Reply)

bajet lawak je

#26 ZAHEN on 2010-03-14 21:22 (Reply)

HYE

#26.1 Anonymous on 2010-03-17 23:40 (Reply)

klu bas jatuh laut,benda ape yg x mati ....hehehe jwpnnye roadtax la !!!

#27 ZAHEN on 2010-03-17 19:47 (Reply)

...

#27.1 Anonymous on 2010-03-18 15:45 (Reply)

Lawak giler smpai main ARWAH micheal jackson plak..huhuhu...x baik orr??

#28 aurora (Homepage) on 2010-04-03 16:46 (Reply)

cuba teka: kalu kita bagi burung sayap, dia terbang,kalu kita bagi anjing gigi , dia menggigit,kalu kita bagi ular kaki apa dia buat?hah !cuba teka.......

jawapannya:mestilah dia patuk kaki tu....
kah kah kah kah....

#29 amir (Homepage) on 2010-04-16 08:04 (Reply)

aiiiiiiiiii,,,,,

#29.1 nur baini on 2010-07-06 14:10 (Reply)

3 ekor katak melintas jalan bila sampai seberang jalan, salah seekor cakap selamat kita ber4...apa jawapan nye..

#30 mohd rozi (Homepage) on 2010-04-22 14:11 (Reply)

haha , ada yang nak ke lucah2 tu syoq. HAHA

#31 yazermeen (Homepage) on 2010-04-24 18:17 (Reply)

dalam kegelapan ia datang tampa di jemput dalam cahaya ia hilang tampa dicuri

#32 yazid on 2010-04-29 15:01 (Reply)

Lawak3

#32.1 Loli[pop on 2010-06-26 17:38 (Reply)

pergi terbang..........
balik berenang...........
jawapanya memancing ikan pakai umpan katak laaa.........

#32.2 amir on 2010-07-06 09:43 (Reply)

Binatang apakah yang mempunyai 5 kaki?
Jawapan:Tunggu Episod Minggu Depan....

#33 Briged Cop on 2010-05-19 11:14 (Reply)

KENAPA LELAKI PERLU BERISTERI TIGA KALO 1 IS ONE KALO 2 IS TWO KALO 3 issTERI

#34 YOYO on 2010-05-30 12:51 (Reply)

ha..ha..ha.. memang lawak giler smpi nk pecah perut ak gelak!

#35 imran on 2010-06-05 21:19 (Reply)

wakakak..lawak2..t'kencing pak ak baca..

#36 man on 2010-06-19 06:10 (Reply)

terharu i sampai menangis tak kering gusi

#37 misheal on 2010-07-09 13:10 (Reply)

lwk siot..beat ar teka-teki nie..msok air ar..wahahaha..

#38 miemie (Homepage) on 2010-07-14 03:06 (Reply)

lawak ni mmg kau lar.

#39 kamarul on 2010-07-22 18:14 (Reply)

lawak betull....bleh d terima akal...hihihi...

#40 Qinez on 2010-08-18 15:19 (Reply)

ha'ah terbaeeeeeekkkkkkkkk ni

bijak bijak............

#40.1 ema on 2010-08-22 06:12 (Reply)

wa tabik arh kat spe yg wat teka teki nie....mmg bodow giler....hak3...

#41 guesser on 2010-08-19 21:59 (Reply)

korang ni wat lawak pun xpndai.. dgr lawak aq nie.
"bukalah bju ku,
bwalah aq ke tmpt yg glap
dan rsa la aq spuas2nya.." ha?? lau
bijak cuba jwab... hehehe

#42 luna on 2010-08-26 16:18 (Reply)

nak tambah lg 2 teka teki

1) makan pisang, buang kulit,,
makan kulit, buang ape?

2) burung terbang dgn kepak,,
gajah terbang dgn ape?

haha,,,jwb2

#42.1 yeng on 2010-09-01 10:45 (Reply)

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