.::Polaris's personal blog::.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = baby



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand

her at all.

LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more

willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and

cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the

same thing to them at funerals.

Lagu Budak "itam":

empat budak itam satu tempat keje, satu merajuk pi keje lain, tinggallah tiga...
tiga budak itam masih bersama, sorang dapat offer best, tinggal lagi dua...
dua budak itam keje sama-sama, sorang bawak diri , tinggal la. sorang..
sorang budak itam duduk sorang-sorang.. duduk kat depan pc tengah dok melalut karang lagu nih..
hihihihi..

p/s: lagu nih. aku tujukan untuk rakan2 sekerja aku kat sinih.. Zuran, taufik and Hj hehehehhe...

hmm..  dah lama dah  tak update blog nih.. , dah lbh 2 bulan dah.. tatau apsal
malas pun ade, tak ade idea pun ade.. tapi yang bab malas tuh melebihi dari yang lain la..

tahun baru tak lama lagi nih.. dlm 4-5 ari jer lagi.. skali ngan raya haji plak tuh..
panjang gak la.. cuti hujung minggu nih.. plan nya nak balik kg, sabtu kot.. aiseh kete
tak pi servis lagi nih.. dah terlebih2 dah millage nyer.. aaa.. lantak la.. gamble jer la..
masa pun dah suntuk nak pi servis pun.. mudah-mudahan x de apa2 la..

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BERHATI-HATI DI JALAN RAYA.

who said english is easy??? .... fill this blank either with YES or NO. "______, I don't have a BRAIN !!! " ^_^