Misc

Really enjoy listening to this song, all i know is that it is a sound track for a movie or telenovela in Indonesia,
wonder who is the singer, does not matter then just enjoy it..

We have all had bad dates.....but this takes the cake !

This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It
was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of
his car.

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.


When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & Bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient,

I think you've regained your senses."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

Hahahaha.. this one is really a good one, this is a must read to those who loved
to forward all those hoax / chain-letter(mail) and think they are going to be
rich or helping others.. read on..

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
Your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank
You, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me
Feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can
Remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or DR Pepper since the people who make these
Products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
Rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
With a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
Buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being
Plastic.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
Perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.