.::Polaris's personal blog::.

busy...

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:42:21 +0800

being busy lately that i haven't had time to update this site.. maybe some other time
when i'am a bit free i might update this site again..

chow..

Happy Independent day...

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:30:27 +0800

Read this somewhere on the internet.. something that i thought would be good to share with all of our younger
MERDEKA generation... , SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA to all malaysian...

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My father was truly an unsung hero who fight for the nation and country
during his youth and luckily he still alive until now to tell those old
stories about pre-Independence era.

He was teenager during Japanese occupation, being forced to sing
Japanese country anthem during schools facing the sun every morning.
Later, he joined the AWAS, API shouting 'Merdeka' and run away hiding
when Nepalese armies come to catch all the crowd, while the UMNO still
shouting 'Hidup Melayu' at that time. Then, in 1948, he joined the UMNO
and later PKMM to support the declination of Malayan Union. He tell me
that English give condition before people of Malaysia can even think
about independence. They say, 'you three races must be good and respect
each other, otherwise there will be no independence for you lot'.So
what Tengku Abdul Rahman did was tell to leader of those 3 races to
build party for each races. After those done, Tengku Abdul Rahman lead
those way to independence along with other 2 races parties
(UMNO,MCA,MIC) and say something roughly like this, 'Now, we had
fulfilled your condition, can we talk about independence now?'.

Even English quite skeptic about people of Malaya wanting an
independence for their country, This English captain supervise a unit
SC which my father was a member said to him during recess time while
rolling his ciggie with only one hand, in Malay:

'Bikin jarum pon tak tahu, apa macam Melayu mahu Merdeka?', and father
replied, 'Bukan Melayu mahu Merdeka, tetapi MALAYA yang mahu Merdeka'

And he say that with such passion that the English captain quiet for a
moment, savoring the information slowly and never talk about that again
after. Nowadays we prove him that he wrong. We can.

After, he joined to become SC to fight of Communist during Malayan
Emergency, more motivated to give food to his family which is hard
during that time and he never kill of any single Communist be it Malay
or Chinese during his services but has actively participate later on
becoming mata-mata gelap (preman) in 1950's mostly catching on triad
members which is quite active at that time.

He quit the service 1 year after the Independence of Malaya and start
becoming fisherman, carpenter and lastly working at his farm and
retired long ago. He tell me in order for me to get pension, he will
have to start from below again in Rejimen Askar Diraja which means he
will have to start form lowered ranks all over again, which he declined
and thus, never get pension from the newly made Malaysian Government.

And now in his 80's, for this 50th Independence day, He tell me a story between him and one teacher.

Father: Aku rasa perjuangan aku dahulu menentang Malayan Union sia-sia sahaja. Aku rasa aku bodoh.

Teacher: Emm??

Father: Aku rasa perjuangan aku menentang Komunis dahulu juga sia-sia sahaja. Aku juga rasa aku bodoh.

Teacher: Kenapa ya?

Father: Tengoklah keadaan sekarang. Anak-anak menteri umur 20-30's dah
boleh jadi jutawan. Aku apa ada? Aku penat-penat tentang, diorang
sedap-sedap bersenang lenang.

And the teacher just laugh.

Something to share for younger generations. From the people who lived during the era.

Programming Humor

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 23:44:37 +0800

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at
the side of the shop and took out a monkey. 

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, ''That'll be
$5000.'' The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, ''That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did
it cost so much?''

The shopkeeper answered, ''Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.''

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. ''That one's even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?''

''Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming,
Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,'' said the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, ''That one costs more than all the others put together! What
on earth does it do?''

The shopkeeper replied, ''Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but
it says it's a consultant.''

Laughable Mathematics

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:08:09 +0800

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = baby

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand

her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more

willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and

cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the

same thing to them at funerals.

4 budak "itam"...

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 13:05:30 +0800

Lagu Budak "itam":

empat budak itam satu tempat keje, satu merajuk pi keje lain, tinggallah tiga...
tiga budak itam masih bersama, sorang dapat offer best, tinggal lagi dua...
dua budak itam keje sama-sama, sorang bawak diri , tinggal la. sorang..
sorang budak itam duduk sorang-sorang.. duduk kat depan pc tengah dok melalut karang lagu nih..
hihihihi..

p/s: lagu nih. aku tujukan untuk rakan2 sekerja aku kat sinih.. Zuran, taufik and Hj hehehehhe...

lama x update

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:38:53 +0800

hmm.. dah lama dah tak update blog nih.. , dah lbh 2 bulan dah.. tatau apsal
malas pun ade, tak ade idea pun ade.. tapi yang bab malas tuh melebihi dari yang lain la..

tahun baru tak lama lagi nih.. dlm 4-5 ari jer lagi.. skali ngan raya haji plak tuh..
panjang gak la.. cuti hujung minggu nih.. plan nya nak balik kg, sabtu kot.. aiseh kete
tak pi servis lagi nih.. dah terlebih2 dah millage nyer.. aaa.. lantak la.. gamble jer la..
masa pun dah suntuk nak pi servis pun.. mudah-mudahan x de apa2 la..

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU + SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA pada semua yg sudi kunjung blog aku nih

BERHATI-HATI DI JALAN RAYA.

ENGLISH..

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:14:02 +0800

who said english is easy??? .... fill this blank either with YES or NO. "______, I don't have a BRAIN !!! " ^_^

Selamat Hari Merdeka!!!

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:58:01 +0800

MERDEKA!!! MERDEKA!!! MERDEKA!!!, Selamat menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke 49 buat warga Malaysia yg tercinta sekelian, hmm.. dah hampir 50 tahun dah kita merdeka ek.
hmm.. apala aku nak wat esok ek.. tatau lagi nih.. tadak planning lagi...

Quick Guide: Unable to boot Linux after installation.

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:27:34 +0800

If you had problem to boot linux (any flavor that uses grub as the boot loader), and all you get is a blank screen after all of those BIOS messages.. it might be something is wrong with your grub installation.

Below is a guide on how to resetup grup.

1. Boot to linux rescue

2. chroot /mnt/sysimages

3. cd /boot/grub

4. check that all grup.conf setting is correct

5. check that devices.map is correct (use grub-install --recheck device-name , to rebuild the file)

6. run command below:

shell# grub
grub> root (hd0,0)
grub> setup (hd0)
if you have more than 1 disk and it is mirrored, proceed with the following

grub> root (hd1,0)
grub> setup (hd1)
grub> quit (to exit from grub shell)

7. remove the cdrom from the machine and reboot.

8. now you should be able to boot the machine.

Quick Guide: Setting up initial MySQL root user password

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:14:51 +0800

After a successfull installation of MySQL you need to set an initial password for your mysql root user.

below are a quick way to do that (For Linux installation):

shell> mysql -u root mysql

mysql> SET PASSWORD FOR root@localhost=PASSWORD('new_password');

Dealova - OST Dealova

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:49:22 +0800

Really enjoy listening to this song, all i know is that it is a sound track for a movie or telenovela in Indonesia,
wonder who is the singer, does not matter then just enjoy it..

First Date

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:36:16 +0800

We have all had bad dates.....but this takes the cake !

This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It
was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should
not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of
his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and in deed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma..

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked
the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee
her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." .

And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off".

polaris is top of the list in heynounce.com

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:53:34 +0800

, surprisingly this site is at the top of the list in www.heynouce.com, hihihi... i'm growing is guess..
after 55 days my tree is growing and growing.. check out below:

Stressed???

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:22:55 +0800

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & Bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient,

I think you've regained your senses."

"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

Chain Letter , a must read...

adi.hazman@gmail.com (polaris) — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:43:44 +0800

Hahahaha.. this one is really a good one, this is a must read to those who loved
to forward all those hoax / chain-letter(mail) and think they are going to be
rich or helping others.. read on..

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
Your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank
You, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me
Feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can
Remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or DR Pepper since the people who make these
Products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
Rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
With a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water
Buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being
Plastic.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
Perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid
Number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to
Jamaica, Uganda and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
Freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and
Leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
Their recipe.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
Forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
Minutes. (Geez, the Al Quran did not mention it works that way!)

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about
To die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). !

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
Special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

I will now return the favor.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
Seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this
Afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a
Friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my
Next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd
Husband's' ex-wife's mother's beautician!