They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and in deed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma..
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked
the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee
her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." .
And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off".
